There are many kinds of people out there. Many of you have had a laughed at a funny bumper sticker you’ve seen while driving, then you forgot about it. Then there’s people like me, the ones who laugh then drive off feeling a little more enlightened. So today I chose to share my wisdom with the rest of you… so go ahead, read and gain the answers to ALL of life’s little questions or at least a good laugh or two. “Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes” never piss off a fictional character who has access to a space ship, you shall regret it later
“According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.” When all else fails… forget about it
“Always Remember: You’re Unique, Just Like Everyone Else.”
“Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!”
“Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult”
“DANGER: I drive like you do!”
“Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.”
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.” I love this one, the wisdom behind it is… mind your own business, or you could get hurt
“Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.”
“Don't believe everything you think.”
“Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!”
“Don't steal, the government hates competition.”
“Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe”
“Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway”
“Few women admit their age, few men act it.”
“Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.”
“Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies.”
“God Must Love Stupid People, He Made So Many!”
“Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.”
“Have a nice day... somewhere else.”
“Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth”
“Honk if you like peace and quiet.”
“I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.”
“I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To”
“I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It”
There is much more wisdom to be gained from stickers but I’ll leave it up to you to search for it. Until next time… try to figure out the meaning of those above… have fun :)
